Allow me to re-introduce myself. Exiled from my chosen home, I'm in close proximity to where I was raised. Outside of Houston, strongly tied to New Orleans, still.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Hoppy Easter, all!
Gotta love Bill Hicks' take on the whole thing. If anybody DOES find anything unusual in their sock drawers, let me know. And don't get ME started on the Gideons...
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I have some irreverent fun posted today as I am so not getting this whole Easter thing either.
The Gideons have visited my school two times already this year to hand out chain gang orange mini Bibles to all the students in the hood on their way home.
"Sir, you have to stay on the sidewalk. Thank you."
Why can't I get you started on the Gideons? Is there some subversive Jewish organization, say, the Abrahams, that are trying to put copies of the Torah in hotel rooms, but getting blocked out by the Gideons?
Yeah, there is another subversive Jewish organization that, in some ways, is even more obnoxious than the Gideons - the folks from Chabad.
Love the Jewish people, but I resent that implication that I am not knowledgeable ENOUGH about my religion or my heritage, and I need to be educated RIGHT THEN AND THERE to THEIR satisfaction.
3 comments:
I have some irreverent fun posted today as I am so not getting this whole Easter thing either.
The Gideons have visited my school two times already this year to hand out chain gang orange mini Bibles to all the students in the hood on their way home.
"Sir, you have to stay on the sidewalk. Thank you."
Why can't I get you started on the Gideons? Is there some subversive Jewish organization, say, the Abrahams, that are trying to put copies of the Torah in hotel rooms, but getting blocked out by the Gideons?
Yeah, there is another subversive Jewish organization that, in some ways, is even more obnoxious than the Gideons - the folks from Chabad.
Love the Jewish people, but I resent that implication that I am not knowledgeable ENOUGH about my religion or my heritage, and I need to be educated RIGHT THEN AND THERE to THEIR satisfaction.
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