Okay, via @giobigez's Tumblr comes a little fun Yiddishe style at the fact that the kickoff to the NFL's regular season starts on Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. I give you his roster changes in honor of the holiday:

QB: Jew Brees (alt. Drew Bris)

RB: Reggie Borscht

RB: Pierre Shammes

TE: Jeremy Tchotchkes

WR: Naches Colston

WR: Lance Mohel

CB: Zayde Porter

CB: Randall Geh Gezindt (alt. Randall Feygeleh)

S: Daven Sharper

DE: Will Shvitz

LB: Jonathan Vilde Meshugge

P: Tsimmis Morstead

C: Sean Pesach

Expect the defense to throw a variety of blintz packages at Vikings QB Brett Farbissener.

For an explanation of farbissener, I give you this instructional video. For all other words the rest of you goyim can't get, check here.

L'shanah tovah umetukah - a good, sweet year to all.