Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Okay, via @giobigez's Tumblr comes a little fun Yiddishe style at the fact that the kickoff to the NFL's regular season starts on Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. I give you his roster changes in honor of the holiday:

QB: Jew Brees (alt. Drew Bris)

RB: Reggie Borscht

RB: Pierre Shammes

TE: Jeremy Tchotchkes

WR: Naches Colston

WR: Lance Mohel

CB: Zayde Porter

CB: Randall Geh Gezindt (alt. Randall Feygeleh)

S: Daven Sharper

DE: Will Shvitz

LB: Jonathan Vilde Meshugge

P: Tsimmis Morstead

C: Sean Pesach

Expect the defense to throw a variety of blintz packages at Vikings QB Brett Farbissener.

For an explanation of farbissener, I give you this instructional video. For all other words the rest of you goyim can't get, check here.

L'shanah tovah umetukah - a good, sweet year to all.


saintseester said...

That is wickedly funny! I bet yall can't wait for the MFL whiz brains to just pack up and leave town.

Leigh C. said...

Yeah, and they can take their chazzerai with them!

Michael Homan said...