Wisdom gleaned from recently released (and soon to be released) animated flicks:

How to impart the bad - smooth its way with the good:

The good news is, we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is, we're crash landing. - Skipper the penguin, Madagascar 2

A truth rarely commented upon, until now:

Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in. - Monsters vs Aliens, coming next year.

Finally, we've been watching lots of this movie all weekend in our house. Got to get these latest nuggets of wisdom outta my system, then go and study some Talmud or something. Perhaps the Pirke Avot...or I may forego words altogether and go straght for studies of Gematria...

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. - Oogway the wise tortoise

We do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears. - Master Shifu

I thank you for your consideration. *bow*

There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness. - Po the Panda