Recent little guy questions:
"Mom, do flies poop? What does it look like?"
Answer: "Yes, they do, honey, and it's kind of small. I've never wanted to know what it looks like, to tell you the truth..."
"What's a seizure?"
Answer: "Well, it's when somebody gets the shakes without meaning to, or they are frozen in place. Seizures take many forms..."
(If any of you are wondering where that question came from, it stemmed from a fellow parent's assessment of this flick.)
"What's a Suckophant?"
Answer: "Well, honey, one big blast of its vacuum flask means...
Recent line of questioning from my husband after sharing with him how much our son loves Yellow Submarine:
"Does he know that John Lennon is dead?"
"Well, no. You know John and George are dead now."
"Should we tell him that Paul is dead?"
"Uhhhh, no...but he might as well be, huh?"