All right. FINE.
I need to start actually using the B.F.A. I earned somehow. And, no, that is not a reference to my anatomy. If it were, then perhaps I could throw my weight around and get a job faster than I could snap my fingers. "Hey, I've got a gut and a butt, and I'm NOT afraid to use 'em!"
Let's just say that the hands on my new Minnie Mouse watch are moving, the world is still turning, and I feel like I'm not on it. Must...get...back...on!!!!
thanks to cajunvegan for the Natalie Dee linkage