Allow me to re-introduce myself. Exiled from my chosen home, I'm in close proximity to where I was raised. Outside of Houston, strongly tied to New Orleans, still.
W. T. F.
That's just what I said. God forbid anybody should be assaulted with a snow globe. A terrorist act, I tell you!
Back from Darkest Long Island, eh? What's next, Nauga hunting in the wilds of New Jersey?
Snow globes? My daughter collects those. Now I have to remember that should she ever grab one at the last minute on the way to a plane.
Yeah, those tchotchke sellers are in cahoots with those who would wish to do America harm, ya know. God forbid a dreaded snow globe should make it through security in your carry-on.
Hey, I once tried to smuggle a chimpanzee on a plane. Passed her off as my wife. They stopped me. When my wife showed up, they shrugged their shoulders and decided I was telling the truth and here we are!
Who knew snow globes were so dangerous? They hate our freedom, sure.
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